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COLLEGE - upon graduation you will finally be able to put all that knowledge to good use


TAGS: college
Rating: 4.76/5

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THE LONG JOURNEY IS OVER -


TAGS: college graduates
Rating: 4.87/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 13, 2013, 11:58 am
That is so true! I've known so many to go to college for five sometimes seven years; they're not doctors, they're Starbucks employees.... I've just been inspired! Thanks, Airman! 5L
ughomer - May 21, 2012, 4:08 pm
HIT THE NAIL, AIRMAN.


POLE DANCING - Can you spot the one that put herself through college with it?




BLONDES -


TAGS: life time woman college t shirt joke education smart dumb double entende ***y
Rating: 3.19/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:32 pm
I'd like to tell her about her mistake. How will I communicate this information to her? With a massage, of course. Who wants to send her a massage?
rnbw00 - June 17, 2011, 8:01 pm
Two blondes walk into a building...you'd think one of them would have seen it.
CorruptPanda - October 28, 2009, 5:18 pm
I don't exactly want to ruin your moment here but it actually reads "I love collagen". A blonde must have posted this picture :)
W - May 29, 2009, 8:22 pm
Maybe she just likes a specific type of art?
HAHA - May 29, 2009, 8:14 pm
I would give her an A+++


NERD GIRLS -


TAGS: life time woman college joke education entende wild ***y tattoo back neck
Rating: 2.7/5

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Agent K - August 6, 2009, 3:13 pm
my vote is = 66394
Killroykill - August 6, 2009, 2:44 pm
e^(ix)=cos(x)+isin(x) =de Moivre's formula so cos(pi)=-1 and sin(pi)=0 and i*0=0 leaving -1+1 which is 0
ryder13 - June 27, 2009, 1:47 pm
I second the call for a translator.
rerun - June 27, 2009, 11:59 am

I need a translation in order to vote.


COLLEGE - Has the best Christmas Trees




COLLEGE -


TAGS: college youre in the real world suck it up princess pzy
Rating: 4.88/5

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GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 9:30 am
"do to"? 5L


NORTH VS SOUTH -


TAGS: college football
Rating: 3.97/5

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afrothunder - March 3, 2010, 7:11 pm
Being new to motifake, I'm sure my word isn't worth much. However, the best rivalry in North American Sports (Not just college) according to ESPN is The Game, also known as Michigan-Ohio State. (http://espn.go.com/endofcentury/s/other/bestrivalries.html)
Bovee - March 3, 2010, 4:49 pm
i am from the north in the middle of big ten country and played for NDSU and its not the same up here. go to a highschool game in texas or florida. its jsut better. we have pointed out 5 schools the SEC has 10 that are better with better fans.
GreyScorpion - March 3, 2010, 3:51 pm
I live in an SEC college town, and Airman is all over it, like BBQ sauce on a rib.
Airman - March 3, 2010, 3:46 pm
I like that. Douchebag f***tard. I might find the appropriate avatar to go with that.
Airman - March 3, 2010, 3:40 pm
my goodness. Tennessee's Neyland stadium is now over 104,000, which seems to be more than 102,000. And I live in colorado, which, unfortunately, is Broncos country. college ball takes a back seat here
Faceplant31 - March 3, 2010, 3:36 pm
Probably not matt, kinda like when i heard the name of my lil bros band tournament "cou*** Fest" i got super excited and was let down when it was a bunch of high school band geeks
Fatt Matt - March 3, 2010, 3:31 pm
wow... someone takes their football seriously... randomhero, is Beaver Stadium what i hope it is? It's not, is it?
randomhero1090 - March 3, 2010, 3:21 pm
Read this as well you douchebag... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaver_Stadium
randomhero1090 - March 3, 2010, 3:19 pm
This is the biggest piece of sh*t i've ever seen. PSU is 107k, Michigan 106k, OSU 102k. Please seach Penn State tailgate fcuktard. Obviously this dumb redneck has never been to a football game in the "North," since he thinks the Civil War is still on.
Airman - March 3, 2010, 2:55 pm
actually, Lincoln Nebraska is amazing on game day too.. but it would be hard to beat the Georgia-Florida "worlds biggest ****tail party" for atmosphere. Tennessee's stadium now seats 104,000 putting it ahead of OSU
magicbikes - March 3, 2010, 1:50 pm
The top 3 college football stadiums by capacity: Penn State Michigan Ohio State They are from the north, by the way. Being from the south I would suspect you would have to be told that.
me4891 - March 3, 2010, 1:07 pm
I am from the North and will say this is absolutely true. Looking forward to next fall already
kingsholmmad - March 3, 2010, 12:46 pm
That's why you Americans don't understand rugby: REAL dedication involves going to Twickenham and being able to enjoy the game in spite of a diet of cucumber sandwiches and Pimms.
Bovee - March 3, 2010, 12:13 pm
5L's and mostly true only Where is the largest college stadium? michian and who has the most stright sellouts Ohio State, even though i hate them. Just saying still the last line is very very true.


17/9/2011 - Marks the date of the inaugrual ineligibowl, to be played against Ohio State and Miami.


TAGS: football college cheats play game
Rating: 3.89/5

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caveman - August 24, 2011, 4:07 am
Well i live in Australia, soooooo
Iconoclast - August 24, 2011, 12:48 am
and in the USA 9/17 is Constitution Day, marking the ratification of the US Constitution.
ICEMAN - August 23, 2011, 11:19 am
Yeah, well, on this continent it's 9/17/2011.


KNOWLEDGE -


TAGS: learning school college graduation buzzkill
Rating: 4.78/5

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Chompers - August 7, 2010, 9:19 pm
Side note: Took me 3 try's to spell Renaissance.
Chompers - August 7, 2010, 9:19 pm
I realized that I will know enough to teach a high school class, and that's about it. I just prefer the Renaissance man approach to education than the specialization that seems to be the focus of the rest of the world.
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 1:16 am
Chomp... if you're not flaunting the general knowledge everytime someone strikes up a conversation (with someone else) then, you're way ahead of the curve!
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 1:15 am
LOL Icon!!!
Iconoclast - August 7, 2010, 1:08 am
BUT .....it does enable you to play trivia games
Chompers - August 7, 2010, 12:59 am
I'm majoring in liberal arts, with a minor in education.I need it to teach. Still doesn't change the fact that my classmates are pricks.
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 12:49 am
It's the tone they have when telling you the bits that they learned.
Faceplant31 - August 7, 2010, 12:38 am
Exactly, always fun to find them yammering about somthing that you know more about than them and you school their a**!
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 12:32 am
They'll ruin any conversation. It's amazing.
Faceplant31 - August 7, 2010, 12:31 am
AMSOME. Reminds me of a couple douchebags i know


COLLEGE - Where you go to learn the names of beers you didn't know existed.




ARTS DEGREE -




PARTY ON GARTH -


TAGS: kegger college
Rating: 4.97/5

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mariand - January 7, 2012, 8:21 am
yeah, until then is training for alcoholism...


COLLAGE? - Doesn't look like she does alot of studying anyway, does it?


TAGS: colledge college collage blond blonde babe heart fake fail owned
Rating: 2.81/5

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C-Kid - June 10, 2009, 3:48 pm
Who care with a personality that perky... i mean positive.
Jmac0585 - April 30, 2009, 10:14 am
Yes, I get the shirt probably says collagen.


GRAD SCHOOL - Even in this job market You can't hide there forever




EDUCATION - It's all relative.




THE FUN OF STUDENT LOANS -




COLLEGE ROOMMATES - Just enough immaturity to keep things fun




STUDENT DEBT - It's a trap!


TAGS: college debt loans
Rating: 4.5/5

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Whitecamry - February 5, 2013, 8:24 am
Luckily, I went to a college where my mother worked and got free tuition :D


$100,000 - amount of money your kid wasted by majoring in anthropology


TAGS: college
Rating: 4.29/5

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Sweet Home Alabama -


TAGS: college sports white house football
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - December 6, 2014, 6:44 am
This is hilarious! 5L
Greybeard - December 5, 2014, 10:35 am
Thank you :)
GaryO - December 5, 2014, 8:28 am
I imagine the folks at Politifake would love this as much as I. Good'n GB. Keep on keepin' on


THE PHILOSOPHY MAJOR -


TAGS: college philosophy major altruism jobs
Rating: 4.9/5

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lgvernon - March 22, 2015, 9:36 pm

Nope.
GaryO - March 22, 2015, 8:19 pm
that easy A ain't so attractive down the line


COLLEGE - Here's your map.




ENLIGHTMENT -


TAGS: rerun college days
Rating: 4.5/5

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GySgt1811 - April 5, 2011, 11:31 am
And continued with the interaction between the Seleucid and the Ptolemaic dynasties. We could both go on. (Sheesh. Mine is a largely wasted life. Yours?)
rerun - April 1, 2011, 8:27 pm

and it all started with the death of Alexander the Great...I could go on


EIGHT YEARS OF COLLEGE - Maybe I should go for my PhD


TAGS: college phd
Rating: 3.36/5

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Eeyore3061 - September 3, 2010, 9:57 pm
Yeah, in this economy this is about right.... ;)
hrdcore - July 7, 2010, 10:29 pm
but are you qualified?


TWINDIANS - They've wandered off the Reservation again


TAGS: twins couples college indians
Rating: 2.86/5

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MacMogan - December 16, 2009, 9:56 pm
Heh, probably not, but they do have indian necklaces and chaps so....:)
spacedog - December 16, 2009, 9:38 pm
Are there Indians in this pic? None appear to be Hindus. I can see some twidiots though.


TEXAS -


TAGS: texas mack brown barry switzer oklahoma hook em football college sucks fail
Rating: 2.41/5

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Chris Sutherland - October 2, 2010, 12:23 am
nice to put up a motifake of your avatar


American Grafitti -


TAGS: education literacy school college stupidity
Rating: 4.88/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 6, 2013, 3:28 pm
So, they can't even pronounce their own state's name? How Schwarzneggerian!
Cannabal - August 6, 2013, 2:21 pm
Well, that's how they pronounce Mississippi in Missippi.
BobbEdwards - August 6, 2013, 10:46 am
D'oh!


Education -




GOOD THINGS HAPPEN - when you get your priorities straight


TAGS: college
Rating: 4.13/5

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AND THOU SHALT - bring forth thy sound system so thou shalt rock out, and thou shalt give a congregation where thou shalt drink thyself stupid. Moses - (In his college years)




I DIDN'T DO IT -




ARTS DEGREE - I haz one!


TAGS: college
Rating: 1.09/5


The Sum Of All Fears -


TAGS: success college life *** actress
Rating: 4.92/5

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Greybeard - May 26, 2014, 10:55 pm
unfortunately I dropped out after blue, blew and the french word bleu :)
EmilioDumphque - May 26, 2014, 4:40 pm
...and in college you didn't learn the difference between to, too, and two?


Philosophy -




Philosophy -


TAGS: college class major theoretical philosophies
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 30, 2014, 12:47 pm
Lol! I love it! A 5L comment.
steve1961 - July 29, 2014, 8:21 pm
Mental Masturbation? I wonder if that's why some people use one side of their brain more than the other...
EmilioDumphque - July 29, 2014, 7:52 pm
Some energies have a spiritual source which act upon a person's soul. However, this "soul" does not exist ab initio as orthodox Christianity teaches; it has to be brought into...has anyone ever noticed that building before?
GaryO - July 28, 2014, 10:47 pm
I've done a lot of thinking over the years.....a LOT.


A GARDEN HOSE IS YOUR FRIEND -


TAGS: highschool college calendar graduation
Rating: 4.79/5

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Chrysophase2003 - April 14, 2012, 8:54 pm
The problem with graduation is the horrific moment of realization that comes afterward: You were actually supposed to have learned something useful.


college -




KENYA A&M -


TAGS: kenya college not just farming
Rating: 4.63/5

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Faceplant31 - July 12, 2010, 2:56 pm
f***ing perfect!
GreyScorpion - July 12, 2010, 10:28 am
5L and a bag of wouln'ts. they mighty tasty with a cold beer
spacedog - July 11, 2010, 5:54 pm
LOL. It does look a lot like spring break at Fort Lauderdale. Great job Aggy. 5L
Cubbybear - July 11, 2010, 1:29 pm
They're still in the desert...get the hell out of the desert
ICEMAN - July 11, 2010, 12:33 pm
Looks like a Mooooooooooo family reunion.


LIFE LESSONS -


TAGS: colombian vocational college
Rating: 4.5/5

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spacedog - July 23, 2010, 4:51 pm
Great! 5L
Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 11:52 am
Superb! 5L


The Good Old College Try -




IDEALISM -


TAGS: fresh out of college
Rating: 3.92/5

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BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 11:11 am
It isn't till the old war horses laugh that you realize how woefully prepared you are for life
agdaniele - October 30, 2009, 10:46 pm
Very nicely done.


DOCTORS AND SCIENTISTS -


TAGS: collegee graduates screwing around semester after semester is putting a needle in me no thanks
Rating: 3.89/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 29, 2014, 9:41 pm
Hmmm, probably worse. Probably one of “them."
EmilioDumphque - January 29, 2014, 1:57 pm
My doctor is from the "sub-continent", and has her name as co-author on important papers in medical research. I doubt she got her credentials by invitation or bribe.


TEXAS -




That Look You Get -




VALUE -




STUPID MILLENNIALS -


TAGS: millennials protest 1970 s college students
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 30, 2016, 7:00 am
chuckle, chuckle... everything does seem to repeat, doesn't it. Even fashion! ^!
concern3 - December 30, 2016, 4:57 am
Nice, UP yours


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